THE LOVEDART LOUNGE WELCOMES YET ANOTHER SOCIAL OUTCAST TO THE ZEN BATHROOM HALL OF FAME

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Belittled by her family, due to her grotesque appearance, total lack of fashion sense, and inferior skills when it comes to the dark arts, Marilyn Munster lived a life of relative obscurity as her shamed family tried to keep her locked away from the prying eyes of the neighborhood. Obviously there was a crooked branch in the Munster family tree and the clan couldnt understand why all the boys at Westbury college in Mockingbird heights came a knockin late at night. Back here on earth, all the guys knew what brought the boys to the yard, it was the bitchin Munster coach we see Marilyn posing in front of, here in this picture. It was one bad ass ride with plenty of room in the back for a little midnight delight. We would like to welcome Marilyn to the Zen Bathroom Hall of Fame family. Bitch better watch out for Lindsay through, she can get pretty scary after the sun goes down.

LOOK OUT GIRLS, THERES A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN

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With all of the bad girls taking up residence in the Zen Bathroom Hall of Fame, your gonna need someone to keep a handle on things. Johnny Lovedarts sure not gonna get in the middle of it. With that said, THE LOVEDART LOUNGE would like to welcome the man who brought you hard labor, free haircuts, bologna sandwiches, 35 cent meals, educational TV, drug testing, and pink underwear, the ass kicker from Arizona, Sheriff Joe Arpaio. The girls better be on their best behavior. Good luck Joe.

A DARK DAY IN THE BAL HINCH

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It is with great sadness that I announce the falling of fellow Gauntlet Warrior and great friend of over 30 years, Mr. Jim Nierman.  He left us suddenly yesterday to tend to bigger and better things, but his time with us here will always be remembered fondly. Great friends dont just leave a memory when they go, they leave an empty place in your life that is filled with the moments you shared together. It cant be filled, because it is already full with the joy they brought to your life. God speed my friend. There is certainly an empty stool at the end of gods bar waiting just for you. The first one is on me.

LOOK OUT BAD GIRLS, THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

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It was 1990, the ladies got all wet over the pottery wheel scene in Ghost, parents were amused by the new kid in Home Alone, we had Kevin Costner in Dances with Wolves, Arnold being his usual kick ass self in Total Recall, and Bruce Willis saving the world for the second time in Die Hard II. But when it comes to the bad ass class of 1990, these boys were skippin school and takin care of business. The LOVEDART LOUNGE would like to welcome a group of guys you definitely would NOT want to go fishing with , the bad boys from Brooklyn, the cast and crew of GOODFELLAS. Ray Liotta, Robert Di Niro, Paul Sorvino, Joe Pesci, and director Martin Scorsese. Nominated for 5 Academy Awards, the only winner was legendary bad ass Joe Pesci for Best Supporting Actor. The movie is in the American Film Academies top 100 movies of all time. Siskel and Ebert gave it 2 thumbs up and called it the best mob movie ever, and it ranks 12th on a list of movies the use the word FUCK the most times. Whats not to like? THE LOVEDART LOUNGE would like to welcome them all the their new home inside THE ZEN BATHROOM HALL OF FAME.

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER NEW BAD GIRL FOR THE ZEN BATHROOM HALL OF FAME

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Born in Portland Oregon to a father of questionable health and a mother of questionable parenting skills, Tonya Harding began ice skating at the age of 3. She landed her first triple lutz at the age of 3, and then became the first American woman to complete a triple axle in competition, when she placed second in the World Championships in 1991. With several invitations coming in to skate in international competitions, she dropped out of school her sophomore year, later, finally earning her GED. Just 19 years old, she met and married Jeff Gillooly in 1990. That union lasted all of 3 years and they were divorced in 1993. During the 1994 figure skating championships in Detroit, while training for the 94 Olympics, she decided to have her ex husband, and her body guard Shawn Eckhardt, hire a man by the name of Shane Stant, to break the leg of Nancy Kerrigan, her main competition for the U.S. Olympic team. Like her marriage, things did not go as planned and Kerrigans leg was NOT broke, but just badly bruised. She had to withdraw from the championships, (which Harding then won), but they were BOTH elected to represent the U.S.A. in the 94 games. With suspicion growing, Harding admitted to helping to cover up the attack. The U.S. Olympic team attempted to have her removed from the squad, but she threatened legal action and was allowed to compete after all. She finished 8th with a terrible performance while Kerrigan recovered nicely to bring home the silver from Lillehammer. Harding’s ex flipped on her to prosecuting attorneys and her goon squad ended up doing 18 months in prison on racketeering charges. Harding escaped prison time by pleading guilty to conspiracy charges, and received 3 years probation, 500 hours of community service, and a 160,000 dollar fine. She divorced her second husband Michael Smith in 95 and in 2011 gave birth to her first child by her 3rd husband, Joseph Jens Price. Along the way, a sex tape (kicking off a long string of celebrity sex tapes)  with ex husband Gillooly was leaked and sold to Penthouse magazine, she claimed to be abducted by knifepoint, she was told by the court to avoid alcohol and her boyfriend when she was charged with domestic abuse, she managed a professional wrestler, she saved the life of an 81 year old woman with mouth to mouth, she wrecked her truck twice, won a celebrity boxing match against Paula Jones and went on to box professionally, ending with a record of 3 and 3, and became a commentator for the TV show, Worlds Dumbest Criminals. She now attempts to live a quiet life back in Portland Oregon. THE LOVEDART LOUNGE, would like to welcome TONYA to the bad girls wall, in the ZEN BATHROOM HALL OF FAME, the most famous bathroom in the Bal Hinch. If anyone earned it, you did darlin.

BRAND NEW BAD GIRL IN THE ZEN BATHROOM HALL OF FAME

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Born, Fannie Belle Flemming, in West Virginia, on the banks of twelvepole creek, Blaze Starr was working at the Mayflower doughnut shop in Washington D.C., by age 15. After being discovered by Red Snyder, she quickly was talked into stripping, given the name Blaze, and was the victim of an attempted rape by Snyder. She left and moved to Baltimore where she was a headliner at the Two O’clock Club in 1950. She was profiled in 1954 by Esquire magazine and eventually ended up dancing down in New Orleans at the Sho-bar on Bourbon Street. This is where she met Louisiana governor Earl Long. They engaged in a torrid, much publicized affair until Long was involuntarily admitted to a mental hospital where he remained until his death in 1960. Her life story was adapted to the 1989 movie Blaze, starring Paul Newman and Lolita Davidovich. She ended up buying the Two O’clock club in Baltimore and finally ended her stripping career in 1983. She is now a full time gemologist, living in Eldersburg Maryland, near Baltimore. We proudly welcome her to THE ZEN BATHROOM HALL OF FAME at THE LOVEDART LOUNGE.

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THE ZEN BATHROOM HALL OF FAME

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For the first time ever, THE LOVEDART LOUNGE is going to allow the general public a peek inside of one of the worst kept secrets in the Bal Hinch. Its THE ZEN BATHROOM HALL OF FAME. Started 6 years ago with a couple of autographed photos, THE ZEN BATHROOM HALL OF FAME grew over the years to include several iconic autographed photos. As we prepare to overhaul the ZEN BATHROOM, we will be adding over 25 new eclectic celebrities to the roster, making THE ZEN BATHROOM HALL OF FAME, flush with star power. So lets get started with a few photos of the ZEN in its current state.

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As we prepare of our expansion, we have gathered an amazingly eclectic collection of celebrities that is sure to vault THE ZEN BATHROOM HALL OF FAME into the one of the premier destinations here in The Bal Hinch. So here for your perusal is our latest additions to THE ZEN BATHROOM HALL OF FAME. Come for the RELIEF, stay for the STARS!

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Stay tuned as we bring you more celebrities in the near future. GET YA SOME  at THE ZEN BATHROOM HALL OF FAME