NOVEMBER 19, 2008…..

DRUNK TURKEY DAY

The first commerce bank personal loan post ever on THE LOVEDART LOUNGE, MYSPACE page was a top 10 list made especially for the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday. It was a little rough being thrown together so quickly in order to get it posted in time for turkey day but it was a start. It got good action online and inspired the creation of the first of 3 holiday videos. Without further ado, here we go with……

THE LOVEDART LOUNGE’S TOP 10 REASONS ALCOHOL IS THE NO.1 ITEM SOLD ON THANKSGIVING

10. DRINKING BLOODY MARYS FOR 3 STRAIGHT HOURS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE EXCUSE cash advance default FOR TELLING YOUR WIFE “SURE, I’D LOVE TO WATCH THE PARADE WITH YOU”.

9. THE CINNAMON SCHNAAPS WILL COVER UP AUNT EDNA’S 3 PACK A DAY MARLBORO BREATH.

8. MAKES ALL THE WOMEN WATCHING THE LIFETIME NETWORK THANKSGIVING DAY MARATHON TWICE AS DEPRESSED AS NORMAL SO YOU DONT LOOK SO BAD AFTER ALL.

7. MAKING YOUR SUCCESSFUL, WEALTHY, STUFFED SHIRT, G.Q., ASSHOLE BROTHER IN LAW, THROW UP AND PASS OUT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FAMILY DURING DINNER, EVEN THE SCORE FOR YET ANOTHER YEAR.

6. A TABLESPOON OF 151 RUM IN A payday two CUP OF APPLE CIDER AND THE THERE’S A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE THE KIDS WILL SHUT THE *@& UP DURING THE FOOTBALL GAME.

5. DRUNK IS THE ONLY WAY YOU SHOULD EVER STICK YOUR HAND UP A TURKEYS ASS

4. YOU SURE AS HELL CAN’S WATCH THE DETROIT LIONS SOBER.

3. A LAST MINUTE RUN TO THE LIQOUR STORE, IS THE PERFECT EXCUSE TO BURN A FATTY RIGHT BEFORE DINNER.

2. NOTHING WASHES DOWN A LEFTOVER TURKEY SANDWICH AT MIDNIGHT QUITE LIKE A FIFTH OF CROWN ROYAL.

1. THE TURKEY ISINT THE ONLY THING GETTING BASTED TONIGHT.