DECEMBER 24, 2008

rock and roll

YOUR NEVER TOO OLD TO ROCK AND ROLL………….unless your 30 cash advance lynchburg va dollar ticket includes a drink and a free T-shirt.

If your over 55 and you can still sell seats for 100 dollars for a ticket (even front row), then go ahead and rock your face off. BUT, if your “playing Vegas” in a 1000 seat room at a casino that under age kids wouldnt be caught dead sneaking into and playing 50 bucks or more in the BINGO room is all it takes to get 1/2 price tickets and your name on the top payday loan companies list for the V.I.P. line, well then……………………………..

LIVIN LA VIDA LOVEDART…….LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS……DAY 3

GOOD MORNING LOUNGERS!!!!

ITS 7.23 IN THE MORNING HERE IN VEGAS AND YOUR OLD PAL JOHNNY LOVEDART IS GOING TO KICK OFF CHRISTMAS EVE BY MAKING YOU ALL FEEL OLD. LOL. BUT LUCKILY NOT AS OLD AS THE GEEZERS IN THIS STORY SHOULD FEEL.

NOW, EVERYBODY CLOSE THIER EYES AND GO BACK TO WHEN YOU WERE A KID PRETENDING TO BE A BIG ROCK STAR, PLAYING TO THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN A HUGE ARENA. (C’MON, publix payday loans YOU KNOW YOU ALL DID IT). NOW PRETEND YOUR IN YOUR 50s AND 60s DOING THE SAME THING. (C’MON YOU CAN DO IT) CLOSE YOUR EYES, THINK HARD. ITS NOT PRETTY IS IT?

WELL THINK HOW IT WOULD BE IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY LIVING THIS NIGHTMARE. YOUR ON STAGE IN YOUR LEATHER JEANS AND RIPPED T SHIRT WITH MORE AQUA-NET IN YOUR HAIR THAN FLO AT MELS DINER. ROCKING OUT IN FRONT OF A THRONG, EHH CROWD, EHH GROUP OF FANS WHEN A HOTTIE IN payday loans installment payments THE FRONT ROW THROWS HER PANTIES ON STAGE. YOU REACH DOWN WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND AS YOU FINGER TAP VAN HALENS ERUPTION WITH YOUR LEFT, PICK UP THE PANTIES, AND THEN IT HITS YOU. THESE LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR MOMS (RIGHT NOW, NOT 30 YEARS AGO) EWWWWWW.

SCARY AS HELL AINT IT?

WELL JUST BE THANKFUL ITS NOT YOU BECAUSE OVER THE NEXT 3 MONTHS THESE GOLDEN GODS OF ROCK, WHO USED TO SELL OUT 80.000 SEAT STADIUMS WILL BE STALKING THE STAGE AT what is an installment loan (DRUMROLL PLEASE) SUNSET STATION. IS THAT AN APPROPRIATE NAME OR WHAT?

YES FRIENDS THE 2009 LINEUP OF STARS AT THE CASINO ALL OF YOUR KIDS FRIENDS HAVE NEVER HEARD OF WILL BE ROCKIN LIKE A HURRICAIN, OR AT LEAST A TROPICAL DEPRESSION. THEY WILL PLAY ON A STAGE IN FRONT OF 1000 PEOPLE (IF THEY SELL OUT) WITH TICKETS THAT INCLUDE 1 FREE DRINK AND A CONCERT T SHRIT. YE HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.

SO THIS HOLIDAY SEASON AS  YOU FEEL YET ANOTHER loan with poor credit YEAR OLDER, BE THANKFUL, THANKFUL YOUR NOT THEM, BECAUSE JUST LIKE THEMSELVES, IM SURE THE BAR AND BUFFET BACK STAGE DOESNT GET ANY BETTER WITH AGE.

WITH THAT, I BRING YOU THIS YEARS SUPERSTAR LINEUP

JAN. 9th…FIREHOUSE

JAN. 17th…BULLET BOYS

JAN. 24th…EDDIE MONEY

JAN. 31st…GREAT WHITE (BURNIN DOWN THE HOUSE TOUR)

FEB. 13th…KANSAS

FEB. 16th…SKID ROW (ISINT THAT DUDE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS?)

FEB. 20th…DOKKEN (MONSTERS OF ROCKing chairs)

FEB. 28th…ERIC BURDON AND THE ANIMALS

MAR 14th…GILBY CLARK (WELCOME TO THE advance america payday RESTHOME TOUR)

MAR 21st…BLUE OYSTER CULT (DO FEAR THE REAPER TOUR)

APR. 17th…FOREIGNER (FEELS LIKE THE LAST TIME TOUR)

APR 24th…AL STEWART w/ PAULA POUNDSTONE (WHAT THE FUCK?)

OK KIDDIES, DONT YOU FEEL MUCH BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF? LETS FACE IT, YOU MAY BE A CORPORATE WHORE WORKIN FOR THE MAN, BUT AT LEAST YOU STILL HAVE YOUR DIGNITY.

SO GRAB AN EGG NOG AND FIRE UP THE CASSETTE PLAYER AND HAVE A GREAT XMAS EVE.

YOUR PAL……………J. LOVE