DECEMBER 25, 2008

black friday

Its Christmas Day! Black Fridays ugliness is payday loans austin tx slowly fading, the last minute shopping rush is over, your living room is covered with spent wrapping paper and ribbon and you’ve stashed your credit cards in the freezer praying they don’t reach critical mass. But back in 2008 there were still lots of bargains to be had here in Vegas. Step back in time as we show you a list of some of the most amazing post Christmas deals Vegas had to offer.

LIVIN LA VIDA LOVEDART……LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS…..DAY 4…CHRISTMAS

MERRY CHRISTMAS LOUNGERS

WELL ITS CHRISTMAS MORNING AND YOUR OLD PAL JOHNNY LOVEDART IS KICKING BACK ENJOYING A BACON SANDWICH AND A HIENEKEN. IT DONT GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT. OH, WAIT, YES IT DOES! HAVING A BACON SANDWICH AND A HIENEKEN IN LAS VEGAS. LOL.

ANYWAY…….WHILE EVERYONE IS OUT THERE NURSING THIER SHOPPING HANGOVER installment payday loans bad credit FOR YET ANOTHER YEAR, WE HERE AT THE LOVEDART LOUNGE HAVE BEEN BUSY BRINGING YOU YET ANOTHER VALUABLE PUBLIC SERVICE.

JUST IN CASE YOU HAVE A LITTLE LEFTOVER CASH OR MAYBE YOU GOT THE GIFT OF PERSONAL ECONOMIC STIMULUS (CASH), THE LOVEDART LOUNGE HAS COMPILED A LIST OF MUST HAVE ITEMS SO YOU CAN IMERSE YOURSELF IN BLATANT HOLIDAY CONSUMERISM ONE LAST TIME BEFORE THE YEAR ENDS. PLUS I’D LIKE TO PROVE THE POINT THAT YOU REALLY CAN FIND ANYTHING HERE IN LAS VEGAS IF YOUR JUST WILLING TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND AND THE DESIRE TO PART WITH SOME COLD HARD CASH.

WITH THAT SAID, THE LOVEDART LOUNGE IS PROUD TO PRESENT…..JOHNNY LOVEDARTS CHRISTMAS DAY CAPITALIST PIG WISH LIST OF ITEMS TO HELP STIMULATE THE U.S. ECONOMY. (AND payday instant loans IN SOME CASES, YOURSELF)

1. A 1/2 OFF TICKET TO THE ATOMIC TESTING MUSEUM……$10.00

2. A PROLONGED TEASING TANTRA MASSAGE….60% OFF FOR ONE WEEK ONLY…..$40.00

3. ORGANICALLY RAISED EXOTIC BENGAL KITTENS……$495.00

4. A 1 HOUR MILK TABLE SHOWER…….$70.00

5. TALK TO A LIVE MODEL……….$11.00 FOR 15 MIN.

6. BUY ONE SYRINGE OF BOTOX FOR $395.00 AND GET THE SECOND ONE FOR JUST $350.00

7. GET YOUR HOUSE CLEANED BY A SEXY LATINA…..$60.00 HR.

8. THE BARTENDERS GUIDE TO BEING POLITICALLY INCORRECT……..$10.95

9. A PINK W/WHITE PEARL HANDLED .38 DERRINGER………$285.00…..AMMO 1/2 OFF

10. WATCH A PORNO BEING FILMED……$150.00 HR

11. A FRONT ROW SEAT TO SEE FAN HALEN (NO!!!! NOT VAN HALEN, FAN HALEN!!!)…….$10.00

12. A FULL LENGTH OSTRICH LEATHER COAT….OVER 50% OFF…….$6500.00

13. RHINOPLASTY FROM RHINOPLASTY WAREHOUSE……….$5900 1 WEEK cash advance in 02905 ONLY!

14. BRING A COPY OF YOUR CAR RENTAL AGGREMENT AND GET 50 DOLLARS OFF A 1 HOUR PARTY WITH THE GIRL OF YOUR CHOICE AT THE SHADY LADY RANCH.

15. HYDRO COLON THERAPY…..50 DOLLARS OFF YOUR FIST (OOOOPS) FIRST TREATMENT…..INCLUDES FREE VEGETABLE SOUP.

16. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WERE EXTRA DILIGENT AT SAVING YOUR PENNIES THIS YEAR, WE HAVE THIS………………A ONE OF A KIND, CUSTOM GUARDED LAS VEGAS ESTATE…….16,000 SQ.FT. ON 4.36 ACRES. MATURE LUSH LANDSCAPING SURROUNDS THIS EXECUTIVE COMPOUND WITH GAZEBOS AND PAVILLIONS. INDOOR POOL W/ SAUNA AND THEATER. OUTDOOR POOL W/SPA. GYMNASIUM W/WORKSHOP. 3 FAMILY ROOMS W/GAME ROOM. BAR W/500 GALLON SALT WATER AQUARIUM. HOME THEATER ROOM. WINE ROOM. GOURMET KITCHEN. CATERERS KITCHEN W/DELIVERY ACCESS. VANTAGE & CRESTON COMPUTERIZED LIGHTING SYSTEMS THROUGHOUT. $1.5 MILLION IN ELECTRONICS. i need to borrow money with bad credit OUTDOOR AUDIO THROUGHOUT. 10 CAR GARAGE. INCLUDES A 2nd EXECUTIVE HOME W/5500 SQ.FT. W/CONFERENCE ROOM, COMMERCIAL KITCHEN, RECEPTION AREA AND BUISNESS SUITES. 2 ADDITONAL GUEST HOUSES 1st-3200 SQ.FT. 2nd 2800 SQ.FT. W/ OUTDOOR KITCHEN, POOL/SPA, ORGANIC GARDEN, BASKETBALL AND TENNIS COURTS, BATTING CAGES. OVER 27000 SQ.FT. OF LIVING SPACE IN ALL ON 17.4 ACRES, ALL FENCED AND LANDSCAPED WITH INTERIOR ACCESS TO ALL BUILDINGS CONVIENENTLY LOCATED JUST 15 MINUTES FROM THE FABULOUS LAS VEGAS STRIP. REDUCED AND VALUE PRICED AT JUST 21,000,000.00 OR BEST OFFER.

WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT KIDDIES. A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE FROM YOUR FRIENDS HERE AT THE LOVEDART LOUNGE.

SO FINISH UP THAT EGG NOG AND LETS GET TO STIMULATING THE ECONOMY.

HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTAMS……..J. LOVE