DECEMBER 29, 2008

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Well, its day 2 of our trip down Boulder Highway. finacial loans Today we see some hookers and some librarians and librarian hookers. I wish I was kidding but Im not. Its the seedy side of sin city and boy is it something to see. This used to be what the strip is today, but that was 50 years ago and its hard to implode a 2 story motel, so here they still stand. The swimming pools are empty, the rates are by the hour, and ordering room service has nothing to do with food. So grab some Lysol, a handful of jimmy caps, and a strong antibiotic and join us on day 2 of our trip down Boulder Highway…………………

LIVIN LA VIDA LOVEDART……LIVE IN LAS VEGAS……DAY 8

HELLO LOUNGERS……..

ITS TIME FOR “KICKIN IT OLD SCHOOL ON THE BOULDER HIGHWAY” PART 2.

WHEN WE LEFT YOU YESTERDAY WE WERE SITTING IN THE PARKING LOT “DANNYS SLOT COUNTRY CASINO” (AND THE BEARS STILL HAD A SHOT AT THE PLAYOFFS!)

ANYWAY AS WE PULL OUT OF DANNYS WE NOTICE A HOOKER SITTING BELOW THE BIG SIGN IN DANNYS PARKING LOT. WE WILL SEE ABOUT 4 OR 5 MORE ALONG OUR WAY. (BUSINESS IS A LITTLE SLOW ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON BUT BY NIGHTFALL THINGS WILL PICK UP)

WE CONTINUE WEST TOWARDS DOWNTOWN. ON THE LEFT WE SEE THE WORLD FAMOUS “DEW DROP INN”,OR MAYBE payday loan cash THE WORLD FAMOUS ONE IS LOCATED SOMEWHERE ELSE, IM NOT SURE, LETS JUST SAY THIS PLACE IS A GEM AND THE PARKING LOT IS FULL SO MAYBE IT IS, BUT J.LOVE DECIDES NOT TO DROP IN.

ONE BLOCK FURTHER ON THE RIGHT WE HAVE “THE LIBRARY”. NO, NOT A LIBRARY, THE LIBRARY, HOME OF THE GORGEOUS LIBRARIANS. IVE BEEN TOLD THAT THE LIBRARIANS WILL BE GLAD TO READ YOU A BEDTIME STORY BUT A BEER WILL COST YOU 7 BUCKS AND THERES A 2 DRINK MINIMUM. HEY, HIGHER EDUCATION AINT CHEAP.

NEXT WE HAVE A QUICK RUN OF OF QUALITY LODGING. (THINK THE CRAWFORDSVILLE MOTEL BUT NOT NEAR AS NICE) FIRST WE HAVE THE “FISHERS FAMILY INN” WITH COMFORTABLE FAMILY ACCOMODATIONS, FOLLOWED QUICKLY BY THE “LUCKY CUSS MOTEL” PAINTED IN A LOVELY SHADE OF PINK. NEXT IS THE CAPRI MOTEL WITH KITCHENETTES AND FREE LOCAL PHONE CALLS, FOLLOWED BY THE “WALDEN MOTEL” FEATURING “CLEAN ROOMS”, NEXTDOOR IS THE “GATEWAY MOTEL”, THEY OFFER MOVIES AND YES, THEY HAVE VACANCY. AFTER THAT WE HAVE THE “49er MOTEL” THEY OFFER MONTHLY RATES BUT ALAS NO PETS, (IM GUESSING THIS IS A GOOD THING FOR ALL INVOLVED).

IF YOUR LOOKING FOR A LITTLE ENTERTAINMENT, NEXT TO THE 49er WE HAVE THE “EL PRIMIERE NIGHT CLUB” IT LOOKS american general finance loans personal LIKE A HOPPIN PLACE BUT SINCE I CANT READ SPANISH, I CANT TELL WHOS APPEARING ON STAGE, BUT IM SURE ITS AN A LIST CELEBRITY.

OUR NEXT 3 RESORTS ARE THE “LAMPLIGHTER” OFFERING 2 ROOM SUITES FOR LARGER “FAMILIES”, THE “LA PALM” MOTEL WHICH HAS A LAUNDERMAT (SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS IS A GOOD THING), AND THE U.S. MOTEL WITH QUIET ROOMS (HEY, MUTE HOOKERS NEED TO MAKE A LIVING TOO).

AS WE MOVE INTO THE NEXT INTERSECTION, ON THE CORNER WE HAVE THE “SILVER SADDLE DANCE HALL AND CASINO” FEATURING THE LATINO SOUNDS OF NONE OTHER THAN TONY FLORES. THIER DRINK SPECIAL IS A BUCKET OF 6 CORONAS, MODELOS, OR PACIFICOS FOR ONLY 18 DOLLARS, BUT WHEN TONY HITS THE STAGE AT 8 THE PRICE GOES UP TO 30 BUCKS. (HEY, TONY DONT WORK FOR CHEAP)

WE ARE IN THE HOME STRETCH NOW AND THE DELUXE ACCOMODATONS COME FAST AND FURIOUS. (THINK THE LAS VEGAS STRIP IF IT WAS LOCATED ON 10th STREET OVER IN INDY). HERES THE RUNDOWN

THE “PAIR A DICE” MOTEL WITH LARGE “FUNISHED ROOMS”, WHEN YOUR LOOKING FOR PLACE TO STAY IN SIN CITY, A ROOM WITH FURNITURE IS ALWAYS A NICE TOUCH.

THE “DESERT HILLS” MOTEL. THE HILLS HAVE EYES, AND WEEKLY MAID SERVICE, WHICH IS SO MUCH BETTER emergency loans for low income families THAN MONTHLY MAID SERVICE.

THE “TOWNE AND COUNTRY” MOTEL. NOTICE TOWN IS SPELLED WITH AN E. THIS PLACE DRIPS WITH EUROPIAN FLAIR.

THE “ROULETTE” MOTEL. THE ROOMS ARE “COOLED”, NOT AIR CONDITIONED, COOLED. YOU FIGURE IT OUT.

THE “SKY RANCH” MOTEL. ITS OBVIOUS THIS PLACE SPENT ALL THIER MONEY ON THE SIGN.

THE ”SAFARI” MOTEL. WHEN YOUR LOOKING FOR SOME ADVENTURE “IN THE BUSH”

THE “HIALEAH” MOTEL. SERVING THE NEEDS SOCIETIES UNDERBELLY SINCE 1924

THE “BLUE ANGEL” MOTEL. WITH, YEP, A BLONDE HAIRED BLUE ANGEL STANDING ON TOP OF A POLE WITH A MAGIC WAND IN ONE HAND AND NOTHING IN THE OTHER, BUT BY THE LOOKS OF THE WAY HER HAND IS POSITIONED SHE WAS HOLDING A DIFFERENT KIND OF WAND AT ONE TIME.

THE “ARIZA” MOTEL. WITH AFFORDABLE CLEAN ROOMS, BECAUSE CLEAN ROOMS SHOULDNT BE A PRIVILEGE FOR ONLY THE WELL HEELED.

THE “DESERT MOON” MOTEL. WITH A LOVELY MOON ON TOP OF THE SIGN, IF THE MOON LOOKED LIKE A GIANT PING PONG BALL. OH YEAH, THEY OFFER XXX MOVIES AND ARE PROUD OF IT.

THE “RANGLER” MOTEL. THATS RANGLER WITH A “R” THEY COULDNT AFFORD A “W”

THE “LUCKY” MOTEL. THE HORSESHOE IS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN SO ALL THE LUCK RUNS OUT. I FEEL LUCKY JUST NOT HAVING TO STAY small loans online THERE.

THE “GABLES” MOTEL. THIER ROOMS ARE NICE, AND IT SAYS SO RIGHT THERE ON THE SIGN.

THE “ALICA” MOTEL. THIS IS A CHAIN MOTEL. THEY PAINTED AN “S” AT THE END OF THIER NAME ON THE FIRST ONE, THEN BOUGHT THE NEXT TWO MOTELS DOWN THE BLOCK.

THE “TRAVELLERS” MOTEL. YOUR BEST BET IN LAS VEGAS SINCE 1936. IM GUESSING BECAUSE THEIR ROOMS HAVE MICROWAVES. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU NEED TO WARM SOMETHING UP.

“FERGUSONS DOWNTOWN” MOTEL. CONVENIENTLY LOCATED NEXT TO ATOMIC LIQUOURS AND COCKTAILS, FEATURING THE ATOMIC LOUNGE. THE PLACE TO ROCK OUT DURNING THE FALL OUT.

THE “AMBASSADOR EAST” MOTEL. ITS SIGN SAYS “CLOSED, THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES” OH WELL, MAYBE THE AMBASSADOR WEST IS STILL OPEN.

THE “WESTERN” HOTEL. FEAUTRING BINGO AND 24HR COCKTAILS (HEY YOU CANT HAVE ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER). THIER SIGN SAYS “WE HAVENT CHANGED” AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THIER RIGHT!

THE “DOWNTOWNER” MOTEL. THIER SIGN HAS AN ARROW THAT POINTS AWAY FROM DOWNTOWN. MAYBE THAT EXPLAINS THE BUGET PRICES.

THE “VILLA” MOTEL. WITH PARKING IN THE REAR. IT WAS RUMORED THAT LIBERACE ONCE STAYED HERE.

THE “BONANZA LODGE” MOTEL. IT HAS A LOVELY PICTURE OF A COWBOY AND HIS BURROW. NATURALLY, PETS ARE ALLOWED

THE “VEGAS” MOTEL. THE NAMESAKE OF SIN CITY. OFFERING quick loan bad credit same day WEEKLY AND MONTHLY RATES. THEY PAINTED OVER DAILY ON THE SIGN. THAT MUST OF HAPPENED WHEN THE ROOMS WERE NEWLY DECORATED.

FINALLY!!!! THERE IT IS, FREMONT STREET AND THE CROWN JEWEL OF DOWNTOWN VEGAS, THE EL CORTEZ, FEATURING “GAME SIDE DINING”. STUFF YOUR FACE AND LOSE YOUR KIDS COLLEGE FUND AT THE SAME TIME. (GOD, I LOVE THIS CITY)

AS WE TURN OFF OF BOULDER HIGHWAY AND OUR WHIRLWIND TOUR COMES TO A CLOSE. I NOTICE ANOTHER VEGAS LANDMARK, THE “WEE KIRK O THE HEATHER” WEDDING CHAPEL. WORLD FAMOUS SINCE 1940 (THE IRAQIS CANT WAIT FOR DEMOCRACY TO COME TO THEIR CONTRY SO THEY CAN GET A VISA AND COME HERE TO TIE THE KNOT). CONVENIENTLY LOCATED NEXT TO THE CHAPEL IS THE DOWNTOWN TATTOO SHOP, FEATURING “BOLD LINES AND BRIGHT COLOR”. NOTHING LIKE GETTING MARRIED BY ELVIS AND THEN EXPRESSING YOUR LOVE WITH A “I LOVE(your name goes here) TATTOO.

WELL KIDDIES THATS IT FOR TODAY. IM SIMPLY EXHAUSTED AND BLINDED BY ALL THE GLITZ AND GLITTER OF THE BOULDER HIGHWAY. WE WILL HAVE PICTURES OF ALL OF THESE FABULOUS VEGAS LANDMARKS AND MORE WHEN WE RETURN TO THE LOVEDART LOUNGE NEXT YEAR. I KNOW YOU CANT WAIT TO SEE EM. UNTIL THEN, REMEMBER

BE SMART, PARTY AT THE DART……………J. LOVE

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