FEBRUARY 22, 2009

drunk tippyAs the smoke clears, a migraine inducing sun rises money loan over the Bal Hinch. The events of the evening are almost as sketchy as those last few mixed drinks you poured. The lounge smells like bourbon street on Wednesday morning. The yard is a battlefield strewn debris. Few survivors remain. On top of that, we have a missing person.

DAMN THAT WAS A GREAT MARDI GRAS!

LIVIN LA VIDA LOVEDART…….BIG EASY IN THE BAL HINCH

WE DONT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED, BAL HINCH ENTERTAINMENT CORRESPONDENT TIPPY GOMEZ HAS NOT BEEN HEARD FROM SINCE HER GARBLED CELL PHONE CALL AND REPORTS OF HER CLIMBING THE POLE AT THE LOVEDART LOUNGE SHORTLY AFTER MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT. EFFORTS TO CONTACT HER HAVE BEEN FRUITLESS personal loan bad credit lenders THROUGHOUT THE DAY.
FROM WHAT LITTLE WE HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GATHER, A NEAR CAPACITY CROWD ROLLED INTO THE BAL HINCH AROUND SUNDOWN AND STUMBLED OUT SOMETIME IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING.
ATTENDEES DINED ON A FEAST OF CAJUN FOOD, AND POTENT LIBATIONS, DURING AN EVENING FILLED WITH STIMULATING CONVERSATION, DECADENT FUN, AND STAR ENTERTAINMENT, FEATURING THE WORLD PREMIER OF THE LOVEDART LOUNGE MARDI GRAS SPECTACULAR.
OVER 28 LBS OF BEADS WERE HANDED OUT, ALONG WITH CDs, DVDs AND A SLEW OF OTHER PRIZES.
MARTI SHAHAN AND ERIC CONKRIGHT WERE NAMED KING AND QUEEN OF MARDI GRAS AS THE cash advance payday paycheck CELEBRATION HIT A FEVERED PITCH AROUND 1am
THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE ROCKED THE TESTOSTERONE THEATER AS THE CREDITS ROLLED ON THE WORLD PREMIER OF THE LOVEDART LOUNGE MARDI GRAS SPECTACULAR.
J.LOVE STUDIOS AND ROCK RIVER ENTERTAINMENT DELIVERED AS PROMISED WITH A FILM THAT LEFT THEM ROLLING ON THE BAROOM FLOOR. THE REST OF THE WORLD AWAITS AS THE EPIC FILM IS SET TO DROP, FAT TUESDAY, ON SCREENS AROUND THE WORLD.
AS FOR THE DETAILS OF WHAT ACTUALLY WENT ON IN THE BAL HINCH LAST NIGHT? SOMEWHERE OUT THERE TIPPY GOMEZ HAS THE ANSWERS, UNTIL THEN, THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

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