MAY 10, 2009

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WHAT THE………?  Well, Johnny Lovedart payday loans in charlotte nc turned up out west on the Colorado river hanging with his good friend Tommy Rocker at The Arrow Weed Lounge. The Bal Hinch C.S.I. unit decided to give up on the search for Tippy Gomez, saying, “We have exhausted all of our clues and there is no evidence that Tippy is anywhere in or near the Bal Hinch. We just dont give a shit anymore and we are going home”. When contacted, Johnny Lovedart pretty much echoed the same response and went back to the lounge for continued therapy. So at this point, all we really know is, 1. Tippy is A.O.L. and its anybodies guess, where and when she will show up. 2. Johnny is out in Nevada somewhere, knocking back cocktails with Tommy Rocker, and 3. Something big is coming this summer at The Lovedart Lounge. Sounds like everything has finally been cleared up…………..or has it……………?

BIG NEWS IN THE BAL HINCH, QUESTIONS ANSWERED, SECRETS REVEALED!!!

AFTER AN INTENSIVE 3 DAY SEARCH, MEMBERS OF A BAL HINCH C.S.I. UNIT CALLED OFF THEIR SEARCH FOR TIPPY GOMEZ TODAY. “ITS BEEN 72 HOURS AND WE HAVE ABSOLUTLY NO TRACE OF HER”, bad credit no guarantor loans SAID C.S. I. CAPTAIN DUKE TURGUDSON. IF SHE WERE ANYWHERE IN THE BAL HINCH WE WOULD HAVE FOUND SOMETHING, AS FAR AS THE BEER BOTTLE GOES, IT COULD HAVE COME FROM ANYWHERE, MAYBE SHE HIJACKED A BEER TRUCK. HELL, I DONT KNOW, AND TO BE HONEST I JUST DONT CARE ANYMORE.
MEANWHILE, AS FOR THE BAL HINCH’S WORST KEPT SECRET, JOHNNY LOVEDART TURNED UP DOWN IN LAUGHLIN NEVADA SPORTING A LEPOARD SKIN FEZ, A GRASS SKIRT, AND A NEW ATTITUDE. “I DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO RECALIBRATE MY MOJO, SO I CAME DOWN HERE TO THE ARROW WEED LOUNGE AND SPENT THE WEEKEND WITH MY GOOD FRIEND TOMMY ROCKER. WE KNOCKED BACK A FEW COCKTAILS, CHASED A FEW WENCHES, AND ROCKED THE WEED TILL THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING. IM PRETTY SPENT RIGHT NOW BUT AFTER A GOOD NIGHTS REST, IM GOING TO GET MY ASS BACK ON A PLANE OUTTA TOWN TO THE BAL HINCH AND START CHANNELING THIS NEW FOUND ENERGY ON PUTTING TOGETHER THE GNARLIEST SUMMER SOCIAL SEASON THE BAL HINCH HAS EVER SEEN. THE LOVEDART LOUNGE IS GOING TO cash advance columbus ms GENERATE SOME SERIOUS BUZZ THIS SUMMER SO YOU BETTER STRAP YOURSELVES IN AND LOCK IT DOWN KIDDIES BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE AN E TICKET ATTRACTION”.!!!
WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE NEWS CONCERNING TIPPY GOMEZ HE HAD THIS TO SAY…….”I KNEW THAT BITCH WAS TROUBLE FROM THE WORD GO. THAT NUT WAS CRACKED LONG BEFORE I EVER MET HER. IM SORRY SHE DIDNT HAVE A GOOD TIME AT MARDI GRAS BUT IT WAS HER OWN FAULT. SHE WAS ALREADY 2/3 OF A WAY THRU A BOTTLE OF KESSLERS WHEN SHE SHOWED UP. YOU JUST KNEW IT WAS GONIG TO END UP UGLY. WE HAVE ALREADY BEEFED UP SECURITY AT THE LOUNGE SO THIS SORT OF THING DOESNT HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE. ILL SAY ONE THING THOU, THE GIRLS GOT GOOD TASTE IN BEER. NOW IF YOU DONT MIND, IVE GOT SOME PACKING TO DO”.

SO FOR NOW IT LOOKS LIKE TIPPY IS A.W.O.L., JOHNNY LOVEDART HAS SOME SURPRISES UP HIS SLEEVE, AND THE BAL HINCH IS IN STORE FOR SOME EVENTS OF EPIC PROPORTION.

MAY ALL YOUR WAVES BE TASTY…………STAY TUNED

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